Situation: There’s a cat. Somewhere. Mac sees it.
Mac Quote: “meow meow”
What happens: The cat either spends a freakishly long time with Mac, eventually being named something like “Mr. Meowgi,” or the cat scurries.
Situation: There’s a cat. Somewhere. Mac sees it.
Mac Quote: “meow meow”
What happens: The cat either spends a freakishly long time with Mac, eventually being named something like “Mr. Meowgi,” or the cat scurries.
Situation: It’s late, Mac’s drunk, there’s burgers.
Mac Quote: “CHEESE ME!”
What happens: Mac gets a burger. Eats a burger. Repeat.
The situation: There are people in a room, Mac is there, and the tv is on. There are two people on the tv having a heated discussion and the room you are in is quiet.
The Words: It’s quiet and all of a sudden a voice in it’s lowest register booms “MAKE OUT” or “TAKE YOUR TOP OFF”
What this means: Mac doesn’t care if it’s two ladies or two old white men, any close moment is a time for someone to make out or pop that top off.
The Situation: Somebody looks at Mac. Somebody says something to Mac. Mac is drunk.
The Mac Quote: “Fuck you,” said in a hazy voice recalling someone reaching from the abyss to pull you into the dark drunken shadow with him.
Why this important: Because he’s going to elbow drop you if you don’t walk away
The situation: Somebody says “Hey Mac, want to get ice cream?” or “Hey Mac, want to get a slice of pizza”
The Response: “With booze in it?”
Why this is important: Because Mac likes things with booze in it.
If you’re reading this, you probably know who mackenzie l. hyde is. And if you do, you’ve pretty much heard him say some extrodinary things. In fact, like Chuck D. and Bob Dylan before him, Mac Hyde is the voice of our generation. Here are things he’s said.